This is like the 2nd hand of a 10 dollar HU sng..I’m OK with spewing a bit in the beginning to establish the image I want..But I literally laughed out loud here

throwemaway: posts small blind 10
TEX-T-008: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to throwemaway [6d 2c]
throwemaway: raises 40 to 60
TEX-T-008: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [3d 8c 9h]
TEX-T-008: checks
throwemaway: bets 80
TEX-T-008: calls 80
*** TURN *** [3d 8c 9h] [Qc]
TEX-T-008: bets 20
throwemaway: raises 180 to 200
TEX-T-008: calls 180
*** RIVER *** [3d 8c 9h Qc] [8h]
TEX-T-008: folds
throwemaway collected 680 from pot
throwemaway: doesn’t show hand